Unactionable Issues Reported

Updated by Jim Greene on May 12, 2020
Article Code: kb/934


This KB contains some of the more humorous issues that have been reported to our support organization. All good examples of things, that while we’d like to help, we either need more information or it's just not in our power to fix them.


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Detailed Steps

  • Help, my boss cannot get his email!
  • Our sites are broken.
  • My pet rabbit chewed the cord for my wi-fi router.
  • I can't remember my password.
  • The vendor is overbilling us.
  • There's not enough time to do everything that needs to be done.
  • They can't do maintenance tonight.
  • I keep getting messages that my anti-virus needs to be updated.
  • Why can't I connect to the network?
  • Search isn't finding what I'm looking for.
  • My washing machine plays music when it completes a cycle. Can you turn that off?
  • Please change my Zoom background.